Bring bold sarcasm to your kitchen with this dark-humored fan favorite.
This handcrafted sign features a mix of raised acrylic & hand painted lettering, all framed in a clean black wooden border. It’s the perfect mix of charm and chaos for cooks with confidence (or at least a good sense of humor).
Details:
Size: 17.5" x 9.5"
Raised .125" black acrylic + hand-painted white lettering
Black wooden frame
Comes ready to hang (sawtooth or keyhole hanger)
Few Have Died
We dedicate ourselves to ensuring that each creation reflects our heartfelt craftsmanship, which is why our standard production time is 3–4 weeks from the date of purchase.
Please note that while we strive to adhere to this timeline, variations may arise—especially during periods of high demand. We kindly ask for your patience in such cases, as maintaining the exceptional quality of our products remains our utmost priority.
At Patti's Corner, we take pride in crafting each sign by hand with utmost care and attention to detail. As a result of this personalized process, all sales are considered final. However, your satisfaction remains our priority, and we're here to help in the event of any unforeseen issues.
In the rare event that your sign arrives damaged, please contact us within 7 business days of receiving your order. We kindly request that you provide a photo of the damaged item to help us understand the situation better. Your cooperation with this step will enable us to swiftly assess the damage and proceed with sending you a replacement for the affected product.
We appreciate your understanding and support of our artisanal creations, and we're committed to ensuring your experience with Patti's Corner is nothing short of exceptional. Should you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to reach out to our customer service team at shoppattiscorner@gmail.com for prompt assistance.